an old vermont farmer decided to take is new wife into town
he told her to get dolled up, we're going out
they loaded up for the ride and off they went
then the mule buckled, the farmer said, "that's once"
after awhile the mule buckled again, the farmer said, "that's twice"
they continued on to town, the mule once again buckled, so the old farmer pulled out his trusty .357 and shot the mule dead.
the wife said, "why did you do that?"
the farmer said, "That's once"
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