Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

She sounded just like a few *unnamed* past convention seminar speakers after a hard night partying....

Couple longtime favorites:

On why to build a paysite:
"Paysites are mostly for sites that make you pay."

On hit counting terms:
"Its a "raw hit" before you count it, a "unique" when you count it, and an "impression" when it makes a good impression."