Ok, let's start the review, shall we?
Ok, so here we have:
...and he's obviously dressed to IMPRESS in that white t that shows of his more-than-a-hint of a gut. Nice haircut, where'd you get the idea to leave those last few hairs left clinging to life on your dome? It looks like you ran a block of hair across a cheese grater once or twice on top of his egg.
and he's posing with what appears to be a tranny on the right, and what could be a 7+ on the left but she appears to have somewhat of a horse mouth. I mean, let's be honest, she's not going to be a blockbuster solo girl like
http://www.dawsonmiller.com anytime soon.
I mean, hey, she could be a nice person, but this is adult. If you're content, looks count for 90% of your appeal.
Onto the next,
Ok, who is the girl on the left? Again, far from stunning. If I wanted to see a chick like this I could have my pick of any of the Vancouver women that work at Earls. I could be downing a cheap merlot while slamming a pizza into my gullet while eyeing up finer eye candy. I see nothing special.
Ok, seriously now, are you pulling my leg? That thing on the left has to have a penis. It's probably bigger than mine, in fact, I bet she/he/it would saunter up next to me in the men's bathroom, lift up her skirt, and nearly drop her giant flesh wand right in the urinal. Then turn to me and say in a low, gravelly voice "Howdy, par'ner"
Oh wow! How unexpected! The token "I'm-pretending-to-lick-this-nipple" picture, no doubt watched by several awkward sweaty webmasters standing around with their hands in their pants playing a little pocket pool.
I've been pretty drunk at shows, I mean, really drunk, but at no time EVER would that thing on the left be even remotely attractive. I'd sooner try and tip the cleaning lady grandma at the Luxor to toss me off while whispering in my ear about how I need to hurry up and blow because someone shit on the bed in room 1104
Oh what a wonderful old lady face and oranges-on-a-surfboard fake titties. Mmmm hmmm.
I mean, I understand what a bad photo is, bad lighting, etc. I know that you can't always make someone look attractive, and that alcohol really helps when it comes to your memory telling you someone was hotter than the photos tell you.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings, but as far as attractive women at that show, those pictures only show 1-2 fairly good looking women, MAX.