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I would have asked him why he wanted to first. Then if I liked the answer, I'd let him, but I'd ask to hit his too. Then I'd break his over his head before he got his hands on mine and tell him to go back where he came from. Then when his ninja buddies surrounded me and the wife, I'd whip out my gun and shoot them all in the head. If any survived the head shots, I'd stomp on their throats with my golf shoes to finish them. Then I finish hitting my bucket of balls but I'd use the guy's face as a tee.
But i'm kinda an angry golfer, to each his own.
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