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Atlanta Air traffic control Transmission--- Please read
Southerners are so polite!
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 922 -- You are cleared to land Eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 715 -- You are cleared to land Westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause: Static..
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC! - ATLANTA ATC!"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 922"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS!?!? PLEASE!!!!!"
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all have a nice day...."
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