"Well, that is indeed an interesting profession you've chosen for yourself. I'm glad you're having fun and experimenting with your sexuality. However, you're setting your sights a little high dontcha think? I mean porn star, really? That's at least three years of competing with the hottest girls in a nationwide radius. If you do make the short list it's a few years being a fluffier and random parties with drugs that will most likely destroy your perfect little body while having countless anonymous sex with guys you'd never even give a second look at in a bar/club. Then finally, when one of the 50-somethings actually remembers your name. You might be a nameless whore in some non-production value web-exclusive film. Why waste all that time and effort when you could just come work for me.
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Something like that I imagine....