"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield.
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
All ripped off, but quite good
