Red Ezra

Victoria's Secret has moved the hosiery section to the dressing room and discontinued seamed stockings - FUCKING ASSHOLES! - What does this mean to you/me the hosiery content producer - this means you/me can't (unless you have tits and a va jay jay) get into the fitting area until it is empty - or - you can deal with un-educated salesperson who brings you/me pantyhose when you ask specifically for black sheer seamed stockings, not thigh highs - I couldn't believe this woman - I looked her in the face with her stoopid little eyes looking back and she honestly didn't know the difference between stockings and pantyhose! - I can understand if it was thigh highs and stockings but pantyhose? c'mon people - shit!

speaking of shit - I about shit myself because fredericks of hollywood is always at the suck ass end of the mall - so - by the time I got down there and found what i needed my 3 mexican sour cream enchilada lunch had moved downtown and made things emergency - i was one of those dudes walking like a duck holding it in to get to the bathroom - i'm sure I looked obvious going thru 500 people at the food court at double time speed - haha - thanks Victoria's Secret - you suck at life now!