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Old 01-26-2003, 08:15 PM  
Gman.357
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by madxxx
Hell, what do i live for ?
I make good money. I dont need anything in life exept for a person that i really love. I'd rather spend my whole live with her than my friend. I cant even bang him, so whats he so good for ?
Ok. This will be my last post in this fuckin thread, because it's becoming absurd and is probably just bullshit, so I won't participate in bumping it any further.

But I have to say this... if you're making "good" money (whatever that is), and you're still this fuckin lonely and horny...

...you need to take about $10 of your good money, go to the local Supermarket. Go to the isle with the bathroom products. Find a bottle of Liquid Plumber. Pay for it with the $10 you have in your pocket. Go back home and pour it into a wine glass. Rapidly consume the contents of the glass. You will feel all better in the morning, and forget about all your troubles.

This also works for hangovers.
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