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Last night(Friday) im sitting around watching a little tv, messing around online ect...I take a few shots of liquor and im starting to feel a slight buzz. I realize its 11pm, mother fuck! I better put it on oreilly! Im waiting for the factor to begin and i get my stash out and start rolling up. I realize its that dumb asian bitch sitting in for bill and i get pissed bad. How many days off can someone have per week when they host a fucking show with their name on it??? But fuck it, i light up my spliff, start getting high then i sit back and enjoy life like i should. Next day i wake up, go for a round of golf and i get a phone call from these mother fuckers saying they want me to come in for an interview(oh yea i dont work). So im thinking to myself, what the fuck? What am i gonna do? Im not too concerned because im just beginning to make some money off some of my sponsors, i've been making about 300-400$ per week. Its not a lot but it pays the bills...so anyway, i would like to take this job, online money comes and goes, i want something steady and reliable full time, and use the internet as side money. Anyone out there know any SERIOUS ways to get THC out of your system ASAP? Or any ways to pass a DT? I hear dillution is the best method(drinking tons of water and basically pissing water into the cup) And please, im originally from a ratty town in north carolina, so i've heard all the redneck loser ways to pass tests, im looking for anyone with serious tips/info or any testimonial, peace!