Two guys are supposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, ?Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late.? Paul replies, ?Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick's been hurting bad.? Charley says, ?If your dick's been hurting, why did you go to the dentist?? Paul answers, ?Because I had a tooth stuck in it.?
