I had to transcribe this to make sense of it. Here's what I got. Juicyesque comments added for translative purposes
"I'm not afraid of this issue... I lurrrrrrve bringing forth this issue!"
^ OMG EROTICCC
"Because it really shows the competition to be a little weak."
^ LOL SAYS YOU
"Because they say they all wanna leave."
^ LEAVE WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
"Well what does a leader do?"
^ EVEN I KNOW THAT!
"Turn around! A leader stands up with a little bit of curry and does something!"
^ YAH, EATS IT WITH HIS PIE
"Ha you know, hah hahff I feel like busting a nut on a giraffe!"
^ LOL OMFG I GET THAT FEELING SOMETIMES TOO
"Bush can't pgo pinto Iran ptoday pecause he doesn't have his boots on the ground because of what I did!"
^ YOU STOLD HIS BOOTS?
"I stopped a nuclear bomb in the north pacific!!!! And and so I could go on!!!"
^ MY HERO! YOU NOW HAVE A LICENSE TO GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON.
"But but back then... mainstream media canibalized me.."
^ THEY ET YOU BRAIN FIRST
"Oh I was a maverick!! Huh? Who's kid can fell!!?"
^ YOU ARE A COOL BRAVE MAVERICK MAN KID FALLING SPOTTER DUDE!
"Well I'll tell you what! All you gotta do is live long enough so they can look back and say 'my god is he a courageous leader!'"
^ K TNX I WILL DO THAT AND IN DOING SO SAVE MY COUNTRY!