Of course you could use the old bait and switch.
Walk in the office dressed gangsta style, tell him you're a drug dealer and if he doesn't set up money laundering schemes for you that you'll kill his family.
Then tell him you were just kidding and that you peddle porn on the 'net.
Sort of like when I was 16 and came home and said "Mom, Dad, My girlfriend is pregnant" and they said WTF?!?!?!
and I said, just kidding, but I got an F in Algebra
