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If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
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