The secret to getting wisdom teeth pulled is this:
Leave town for Internext then wait until the pain is so intense that you are almost in tears even when Drunk, High, and loaded with shitloads of painkillers. THEN...On the last day of Internext...Call your dentist and tell them you will be home tomorrow and want to come in as soon as they are open and have the wisdom tooth pulled.
Sit back and enjoy the flight home as the pressure in your head increases with the altitude. Stay awake and savor the pain until the dentist office is open then go in there and have the sucker yanked.
If you follow my personally proven method then by the time the dentist starts yanking on your tooth, you will be in so much pain that the thought of a rusty pair of pliers and an epileptic assistant will sound soothing.
Once the tooth is gone you will still be in pain but your body will not know it because of the shock you have just put yourself through.
Just for kicks...Get the dentist to prescribe you Vicodin and pop 2 or 3 of those + 800mg's of Ibuprofen.
This method is flawless. Another thing you can do is tell the dentist that you lost your ass in Vegas so that they will feel sorry for you and only charge you half price for the extraction.
Had mine pulled on the 10th. Still have about 10 Vicodin left.
