this reminds me of a classic joke
There's this guy waiting in line to pick up his tickets at the airport, and when he steps up to the front he can't help but notice how well endowed the girl behind the counter is. So when she says 'may I help you?', he screws up and says 'I need 2 tickets to titsburg...uh, I mean Pittsburg'.
Everyone in line gets a chuckle out of his blunder and even the girl herself smiles and turns a bit red.
That's when the fellow behind him gives him a nudge and says, 'don't sweat it, buddy...that's what's known as a freudian slip. It happened to me just the other night at the dinner table. I was trying to ask my wife to pass the salt, but what came out was "You fucking stupid bitch, you've ruined my life! I'm outta here!"