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10. The title, "Debbie Does Abstinence," was your first clue,


9. "Oh, that's my neighbor, Bea Arthur. She just comes over
to use the shower sometimes."

8. "Okay, Ms. Lewinsky -- arch your back a little and moan."


7. You find yourself fantasizing -- about getting your work
done at the office.

6. After 5 minutes, your husband stops drooling on his NASCAR
T-shirt and says, "What's on PBS?"

5. Since when is Elian a twenty-something gardner and
Janet Reno a buxom redhead?

4. "Co-starring Rosie O'Donnell!"

3. Way too much gratuitous plot development.

2. You hear Pee Wee Herman snoring in the seat behind you.



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1.Music by Burt Bacharach

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