Originally Posted by knewon

Some fucker kidnaps you and your family. First he skins, salts and smokes your mom and dad right in front of you, turning them into bacon.

Then he makes your pregnant sister squirt some of her milk into a big jug. Then he extracts her undeveloped fetus, which is an egglike mixture at this point and turns it into an omlette.

So then he makes you breakfast out of the bacon, eggs and milk and he forces you to eat it.

You refuse of course, but nearby he has all of your nieces and nephews hanging over a pit of wild dogs and he's going to release them if you don't finish your breakfast like a good little boy.