Originally Posted by BradM

1. Self Promoting Douchebag: Check
2. Out of Touch with Reality: Check
3. Liar and Scammer who gets away with it: Check
4. Overall just a total piece of filth which 95% of people hate and the 5% that like him only like him because they lick his balls hoping to catch some crumbs that fall from his fat stomach: Check

Yes, you're a bro.