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Old 07-23-2007, 11:18 PM  
SteveLightspeed
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The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

Having guts is coming home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and asking: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Having balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."

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