28. In college you had a beautiful room mate. Who was it and did you shower together?
She is Allison, we were roommates for a year and then she graduated and went to work in porn. No shower scene, sorry.
Oddly though, she got me my second roommate to finish out my senior year with. Alli was a Spanish Linguists major as was this guy Dan who was in a bunch of her classes. Well one day Dan looked pretty rough, like hasn’t slept so Alli inquires and he had been sleeping in his truck because his girlfriend kicked him out. Who I met months later and she was a bitch anyways.
So Dan came over and we hung out and got to know each other, and Alli and I let him sleep on our couch until she moved out. I remember one time he came home wasted and made me watch scrambled porn on channel 96, that was my first exposure to porn. I hated it … it was retarded; I mean seriously who gets fucked on a urinal?
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