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kristin · 07-23-2007, 09:26 AM

So Sly wanted one of those stories … here goes.

We were taking my sister to college, which was about 1.5 hours away, and you could either take the back way or the highway, we chose to take the back way. Well, my dad had filled up his truck with her shit and he and my mom drove ahead of my sister and I in another car. Well, as we are driving, we start to see the mattress and box spring starting to flop around. We attempted to get my dad’s attention but he being the same type jackass I am just waves like he is in a parade. Well we really start to notice it flop around and then all of sudden up in the air goes the box spring, flies off and lands in the middle of the road right in front of the car we are in. So I get out grab the box spring and bring it over to the side of the road and stay with it while my sister drives off and tries to catch up to my dad who has no idea this has happened. Well, since he’s driving miles ahead of us, the mattress had also dropped a bit and began to drag on the road, thus creating sparks and a mattress fire. Well, my dad finally realizes this, pulls over and takes the mattress off the truck and puts the fire out with his hands. Little did he think that if a mattress starts on fire you just let it burn. So he puts it back on the truck all fire out and starts driving, well it starts up again only burning more of Jenn’s furniture and stuff. So he notices and just pulls it off the truck and lets it burn, by this time Jenn is all caught up but I’m still miles back on the side of the road looking like a 15 year old prostitute to go with my box spring. So some guy pulls over and asks if I need help, I passed because I have no idea who this guy is, turns out he is a volunteer fire fighter.

So all said and done, she was out of a mattress and some furniture, but it’s worth it for this story.

07-23-2007, 09:26 AM
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	So Sly wanted one of those stories … here goes. We were taking my sister to college, which was about 1.5 hours away, and you could either take the back way or the highway, we chose to take the back way. Well, my dad had filled up his truck with her shit and he and my mom drove ahead of my sister and I in another car. Well, as we are driving, we start to see the mattress and box spring starting to flop around. We attempted to get my dad’s attention but he being the same type jackass I am just waves like he is in a parade. Well we really start to notice it flop around and then all of sudden up in the air goes the box spring, flies off and lands in the middle of the road right in front of the car we are in. So I get out grab the box spring and bring it over to the side of the road and stay with it while my sister drives off and tries to catch up to my dad who has no idea this has happened. Well, since he’s driving miles ahead of us, the mattress had also dropped a bit and began to drag on the road, thus creating sparks and a mattress fire. Well, my dad finally realizes this, pulls over and takes the mattress off the truck and puts the fire out with his hands. Little did he think that if a mattress starts on fire you just let it burn. So he puts it back on the truck all fire out and starts driving, well it starts up again only burning more of Jenn’s furniture and stuff. So he notices and just pulls it off the truck and lets it burn, by this time Jenn is all caught up but I’m still miles back on the side of the road looking like a 15 year old prostitute to go with my box spring. So some guy pulls over and asks if I need help, I passed because I have no idea who this guy is, turns out he is a volunteer fire fighter. So all said and done, she was out of a mattress and some furniture, but it’s worth it for this story. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."