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Originally Posted by Colonel_Angus
1. Give her a compliment on something other than her looks. "Wow, you seem like a really confident and smart girl. I like that."
2. Be honest about your intentions. "I want to get to know you better. Come hang out with me on Sunday."
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Yeah... About #2... Some people like, say, me, are too honest about our intentions...
Me: "Hi! We've just met, and to be honest, I'd really like to bend you over the kitchen counter and fuck the living shit out of you before proceeding to cook a fry-up, eat you out of house and home, and then come back and fuck you some more. Game?"
Her: "...Didn't I already get a restraining order against you?"