Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

OK.

So you were beating off to your torrent downloaded Jordan Capri video collection on your IPod, when you missed the Geelong turnoff and in your rush to do a u-turn your cell phone flew from the dashboard and hit Emily in the ankle, requiring you to find a medical centre, made harder because your car keys ejected themselves out the drivers window and landed on the tray of a 10 ton truck heading towards Dandenong in the other lane. Foolishly, you threw your cell phone at the truck after retrieving it from Emily who was using it to ultrsound her ankle, thinking it was the garage remote control which it turns out you had left on the photocopier so when the cab driver got you home you could not get in the house to pay the fare and after getting bailed out of the lockup the next morning by your mother because you were held for taxicab fare evasion you forgot to check the home answering machine.

Jesus, we picked a prick of weekend to come down to Melbourne to visit didn't we.

Thought it was over, didn't you.[/i]