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					Originally Posted by  polish_aristocrat
					 
				 
				How about I send you my resume, you make me a job offer and I decline? 
 
It would be great telling people I rejected  a job offer from Playboy... 
			
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 I don't know dude, I think it would be 10x cooler to "work" for playboy... and you don't even have to actually work for them, all you need to do is sell your sig space to them... then when the ladies at the clubs ask you what you do, you can tell them "I do consulting for playboy... I manage their advertising campaign to attract new affiliates"... as long as you mange to keep a straight face when telling them this bullshit, you will get some nice ass in no time....