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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
Kids can really say some crazy things. When my child was 8, he came home from school. I was watching TV and would usually smoke before he would get home. He walked right up to me and said in the weirdest voice "smoking weed mom".. I was silenced..I had no idea what to say ..I just sat there like a retarded lump. He is now almost 18.
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I remember my first joke, I ever learned, back in the First Grade and used it on my Mom.
I asked her to gimme 5, on the side, break the stick, suck my dick.
I was dancing around and laughing and she grabbed my arm, digging her fingernails in me. I could actually feel the blood pulsing out of my arm to this day and she said to me.....
"Jeffrey Allen, do you know what that means?"
She told me and I was so grossed out.
I went to school the next day..telling everyone about it.
I never said that joke again to anyone..well, until i told my wife it.
A couple of months ago. My nephew came up and asked me if I was a virgin.
Only because, I was about 40yo and was never married, until I met my wife a few years ago.
I just took him along the side and gave him a talk about the birds and the bees. Since we have full, permanent custody of him and his parents are crack heads (wife's side). I was up to me to educate him.
He was 13 at the time and I was surprised..he didn't know what a virgin was.
He thought it was someone that wasn't married.
Of course..I told him to go ask his aunt Mindy..lol