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May you be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, thou babbling Assyrian!
Thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin!
Thou shalt be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts, thou creature of the pit!
Take heed, thou lazy Babylonian, for you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions!
Listen, O thou armpit of Satan, for you will accidentally insult Goliath!
Listen, O ye sulphurous nonentity, for you will accidentally insult Goliath!
Woe unto thee, thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions!
O that thou wouldest go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, thou bull of Bashan!
Woe unto thee, O thou son of thunder, for you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs!
Hear this, O thou love-crazed Gittite, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!
Harken, thou lying Girgashite, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!
O that thou wouldest be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, O thou dabbler in abominations!
O that thou wouldest crash the king's best-loved chariot, thou love-crazed Gittite!
Woe unto thee, thou sad Pharisee, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!
Listen, thou wolf in sheep's clothing, for you will see your pomegranates wither!
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