I once dated a girl so hot a MIME once broke his silence during a show for her.
No shit. This guy stopped his performace and right in front of kids and everything he says, "god damn baby, you look too fine, what are you doing later?" He says this right in front of me. She laughed at him, kissed me, and we walked off.
The next day I walked in on her fucking the mime in MY bed.
Come to find out after the fact, she fucked 3 of my friends and was banging the landlord of our apartment.
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