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Rules to Typing on a keyboard.
There are rules to typing on a keyboard so you can continue to work with said computer the next day
#1. Never use any object with a handle to depress the keys. IE axes, sledgehammers, and picks are not acceptable.
#2. Never pick up the keyboard and throw it at anything.
#3. Never aim your cumshot at your keyboard.
#4. Keep booze away from the keyboard.
#5. Keep food out of the keyboard.
#6. Do NOT attempt typing with anything on your body other than fingers.
#7. Yelling at the keyboard will only upset your neighbors.
#8. Never let friends use your keyboard.
#9. Wash you hands - be clean and not sticky.
#10. never plug into the wrong port.
simple yet people from GFY have actually violated EVERY one of these golden rules
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