This one time I got up to go peepee while in an Ambien stupor, and I started falling and grabbed the shower curtain to steady myself, and it tore off the rod one hook at a time, like in Psycho.
I landed on my ass in the tub with my legs dangling over the side, and I was like a turtle on his back. I couldn't get up!
Then the shower rod broke off and hit me in the head.
