Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Batts,

You have solved a mystery within a puzzle wrapped in a riddle !!

That is NOT a push up bra mate.

She has obviously stashed your cell phone, your home answering machine and your car keys inside her brassiere for safekeeping.

After you recent episodes of being DUI on a skateboard because the dishwasher had run away with the spoon on a dirty weekend because the model in her wheelchair had molested the refridgerator after the triple back flip with the half camel did not come off because your camera flash battery died.

Just next time please remember to fill the car with petrol and ensure your auto-club membership is up to date so there will no more embarrasing calls to your mother to come and get you from the driveway of the rub-and-tug you like to frequent.

One thing I cannot understand.....

If you can ring your mother, why could you not return our calls?