Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Now, as we all know, Batts is in transit to the TV repair shop....

See, he was shooting this photocopier when the model got jealous and she locked his cell phone keys in the microwave and then Batts realized he left his car at the train station and the photocopier obviously deleted the 12 home phone messages we stalkers left and when he got lost because he thought he was going to the emergency room with a model and not the TV repair shop because the cell phone rejected the defrost and the toaster endud up through Batt's 12 inch B&W Aiwa that had pride of place on the shelf in his trailer he mistakenly forgot his identity and then remembered he is best known for standing people up so he just went and had a Latte instead.

At least that is how I understand why he never returned our calls in Melbourne.

;-)