Originally Posted by JMM

4 nuns are waiting in line to give confession.

The first nun goes in and says, "forgive me father for I have sinned, I have touched the male organ with my finger." The priest responds, "dip your finger in the holy water 10 times and you will be forgiven".

The second nun goes in and says, "forgive me father for I have sinned, I have touched the male organ with my hand." The priest responds, "dip your hand in the holy water 10 times and you will be forgiven".

The fourth nun says to the third nun, "excuse me sister, do you mind if I go before you"? The third nun says, "I see no reason why not, but would you mind telling me why"?

The fourth nun says, " I would hate to have to gargle with the holy water after you sit in it"!!