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Old 07-06-2007, 03:12 PM  
CosmicTang
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and here is a comment about Joey that I thought was priceless:

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From the first time I viewed his mySpace page, I've been trying to think of something to say about Joey Porsche (tm).

I did not find the words for many days.

Many 'baghunters have spoken first, and spoken well.

And then I realized this: JP is so much source douche that a picture of him by his lonesome can--and does--invoke the same cognitive dissonance as a normal hot chick with douchebag image. Normally, I alternate between rage and bliss, rage and bliss, until I scroll on.

When I look at JP, I feel the surge of anger and hate...and then bliss. Bliss at realizing that there is such a perfect drain for my rage and anger. And then the hatred comes back. And then the bliss at the purity and perfection of my hatred...and on and on and on.

He is the One. The One who will restore balance to the DOUCHEFORCE.
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