stickyfingerz

Lmao ya I say omg you have nice titties.

Sometimes I say

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

or

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

or

Excuse me, are you on the pill?

or

Wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.

or

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

or

Hey baby, can i tickle your belly from the inside?

or sometimes

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

And as a last resort..

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?


But my wife usually will fuck me if I just ask nice...