You aren't.

Hubby is working tonight, so it's just me and a hot game of Half-Life...and I had to quit for the night on that, anyway. I'm stuck in the hallway where there's trip-lasers, water all over the floor so you slide around, and sentry guns. My health is down to 10 and I got tired of seeing my blood spatter all over the walls...again, and again, and again.
Fuck this noise, I'm going to bed.
