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you have a big house, let a cute older air canada stewardess (as i think they are all over 60 at air canada now) move into a room at your place - one that's been there 40 years with the best first class free travel seating that their employees can get. Have her sign a pre-nup agreement so you have no money worries about her suing you and then 6 months later you're able to fly first class for free ANYWHERE in the world any time you want.
I have an older cousin who's wife was with air canada over 30 years, she died but he was able to keep the travel privilges and he ALWAYS flies first class for free. - for the REST of his life.
fuckin air canada, everytime I fly them 3/4 or more of the first class section is their employees.
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