Originally Posted by nico-t

heres what happened.

eros: "hello zoe!"
zoe (with dad): "erm.... hi"
eros: "it's me, eros webmaster from go fuck yourself!"
zoe: "i know"
(...)
dad: "who was that rather large cursing man? He needs to wash his mouth with soap!"
zoe: "i know him from erm... work."
dad: "talking about that, what do you do exactly?"
zoe: "i hate to break it to you like this, but because of that guy there's no point in lying anymore. I work in porn."
dad: "what??? you make porn movies? you do double anal??"
zoe: "no I'm not doing all tha-"
dad: "you suck dick on cam??? you are the bulls eye in bukkake scenes????"
zoe: "no I'm just doing administration wor-"
dad: "you deepthroat dongs til you puke!!! you ride the rod for cash!!!!"
zoe: "stop it! you got it all wro-"
dad: "shut it, quit right now i don't want you starring in that filth!! that weird stalker type just betrayed your ass, missy. If you don't step out of that cesspool you are no longer a part of our family."
zoe: *pause* "ok, ok! I've had it with my double life. I quit!"
(...)
zoe: "by the way dad, how do you know all that detailed porno slang-"
dad: "now don't smartmouth me, missy! Your reverse psychology doesn't work on me! You're grounded!"

(three weeks later at eros' crib)
friend of eros with no life: "hey dude why did that chick you know snubbed you three weeks ago??"
eros: "please leave me alone, I am on prozac for the last three weeks. It was horrible."