I chew straws, once they get super flat I bite off the piece, roll it up into a tube and then use it as a spit ball. My wife has a large pot on the other side of the room that I use for a target.
I roll the little piece of tin covered paper that comes off a cigarette pack into the tightest tube possible, tie knots in both sides to make it look like a dumb bell, or I roll it into a snail shape and set it on top of my monitor.
I also "click" my toes when I am getting a blow job.......
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