baddog

It was classic.

We went to the dog park, and as usual, as soon as get in the gated area Buddy finds himself swarmed by several dogs that want to play. He picks a cute bitch by the name of Ginger.

They are playing around when my loan broker calls.

I notice Buddy has decided to dry hump Ginger for a bit, but she isn't having any of it. Buddy is the persistant type though and tries to convince her that it is okay, he will be gentle.

Ginger's owner is cool with it, she knows that Ginger isn't a slut and if she isn't interested, she will let Buddy know. The owner's boyfriend isn't as smart.

I notice him swat Buddy twice. I end my phone call and start to approach him when I notice Buddy come up to him from behind, lift his leg, and pee all over the guy's bare leg, running down into his sock.

"That's what you get for hitting my dog."

He just took the walk of shame to the water fountain where he could rinse his leg off.

Itr was funny watching him the rest of the day. He always kept one eye on Buddy, and spent most of his time perched up on the back of a park bench . . . . out of range.