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Originally Posted by XTube_Kurtis
Lance the answers you have been looking for all your life
1) A very distant ancestor of Mel Gibson (How else would he know the gory details of the journey Jesus)
2)Chilled with Santa Clause, thats why Santa throws a kick ass party every year for Jesus (It was Uncle Clause)
3)From Here to the end - give or take a few million light years...
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4) God's Patio -- Has a kick ass view!
5) God's little brother Jib
6) A smaller less significant bang -- more of a toot
7) God rolled the shit between his fingers
8) God Flicked It
9) It hit Jib in the face and he throw it back
10) HEY There is 1 GOD and 1 JIB WTF doesn't anyone know about poor ol' Jib
11) My best explanation for this would be that we're kinda like sea monkeys for gods and well it was a short lived fad....