Originally Posted by poindexxer

I wish I could get fat.
One time, I didn't have a job, so I sat
on my ass all day long and drank ten
or twelve of those weight gainer shakes
a day, mixing them with chocolate milk
and dunking oreos in them, just trying
to get fat, just to see if I could do it.

After a month, I had gained one pound.
I think i have a parasite.