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who is this woman that wrote this? i want to sleep with her!
she should get a job a cosmo and start rewriting their bullshit "what he really wants in bed" columns...
my favorite...
21. Being too much of a pussy to tell him what is or isn't acceptable before you start bumping uglies. Be honest. If he asks if he can poke you in the butt, and you giggle and say no like it's an invitation, don't look surprised when he "accidentally" sticks his cock in your butt.
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