| There is a reason, and I will tell you what that reason is.
 Either
 
 A] The guy he was talking smack about was a bro
 
 or
 
 B] The guy was a complete and total useless fuck anyways.
 
 or
 
 C] I am having sensual and tender carpet hose sex with my Eureka 4.0 vacuum cleaner.
 
 You make the choice.
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