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Why Do black people only have nightmares?
Because the only one who had a dream was killed.
Why do black people have chickens in the backyard?
To teach their kids how to walk.
What do you call a truckload of black people?
Outdated farm equipment.
What do you call 300 white men Chasing a Black man?
The PGA tour.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A Pilot you fucking Racist!
What do you call a car full of mexicans going over a cliff?
A waste. You can fit a bunch more in the trunk.
How do you kill 10,000 ethiopians?
Throw a cookie over a cliff.
Whats better than watching the UFC?
Tell the ethiopians someone ate the cookie.
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