The news was uncovered from the cubicle doors of "Steaming and Beaming's"
mens steam house in London. Apparently mr john discovered of the status after learning he must have come in contact with mercury through a routine urine inspection after failing a breathtest and furthermore found to be in possesion of swollen goods whilst in the company of his latest boy, george. The boy, george, unhappy after also handling the swollen goods refused to comment officially, opting to vent his resentment whilst shitting in the abovenamed cubicle. unfortunately, the scribble became hard to read making it dificult to know whether george would seek sewridge for damages.
how is everyone.... happier i hope.
