Eeek - im getting beat on over here (beat on, not beat off - sickos!) to finish this thing up!! So here ya go - everything you ever wanted to know about twinkley and weren't too afraid to ask!
14) You seemed to have shown a lot of interest in YNOT Bob when you first met him. Have you ever had feelings for him or a secret crush?
LOL - I love bob .. but uhhh yeah, not like that LOL - although I did have a drunken moment my VERY first show after meeting him where I yelled something rather obscene across the hotel lobby at like 3am ..
15) When are you going to marry that programmer dude you've been with forever?
AIE AIE AIE - Next question! I like sex! Why in the hell would i want to get married? The only thing I hear about marriage is that you STOP HAVING SEX!
Thats just not gonna work for me.
16) What is your strange obsession with other people's feet?
I have an anti-foot-fetish. Its not just other peoples feet, its my own too. I think feet are gross and dont like touching them, having them touch me, playing barefoot footsies ... ewwwwww. It's just a personal pet-peeve, and one all my friends LOVE to tease me about!!
17) What was the rudest thing to happen to you at a convention by a webmaster?
I had a webmaster who was fully aware of my stance on NOT being content take an upskirt of me at a show. Needless to say I went ballistic. Rude, uncalled for, and extremely disrespectful.
18) There are some strange people in our industry who collect odd things. How many music boxes do you have?
I can't even count anymore - easily over 50, its one of those totally girlie things I have embraced - especially DISNEY themed music boxes!!
19) Have you ever taken a romantic walk with another woman while on a quest to find a bottle of jager?
Yes. More than once I think. For some totally drunk guy I loooooooove
20) Now that you are at trafficdude and have your own personal sales team, do you ever take advantage of them now that your in charge?
Absolutely Not. I depend on my team as much as they depend on me - you start pissing off the people who work for you, and your company suffers for it. Since im all about being filthy rich, and having the whole team there with me, I figure its best to work my ass off right along with the rest of em!
21) Is it true you once removed the scrotum of a negligent advertiser at a show for not paying a 6 month past due invoice?
Hahahahahaha shoulda seen that one coming! Yes, in the early years, I had a client who was deliquent to say the least who thought I wouldnt make a scene in public at a show. BOY WAS HE WRONG. I sat in front of his booth talking with him, sloooowly raising my voice until he realized i would gladly scream at the top of my lungs that his successful company wasnt paying their bills. Rule #1 - do NOT fuck with my money. (rule #2 - dont fuck with my man, but thats a whole nother story)
23) How difficult is it for a girl to be taken seriously in this industry as a sales person?
Not nearly as difficult nowdays. There are a lot of successful webmistresses of years gone by that have helped paved the way for women to be seen as more than content in the biz.
24) Who has helped you to continue learning and progressing throughout your career in adult?
Connor, LAJ, The Dudes (scott and tony) of course - sweetums, steve lightspeed, don mike, thelegacy ... and thats only the tip of the iceburg - i love the comraderie this industry requires to be successful!
27) Who do you look up to the industry?
Literally? Very few people as im almost 6 feet tall myself! hahahaha
26) What really happened that you left YNOT, did it have anything to do with the shake up at the top?
Shake? There were shakes and no one told me??
32) Have you ever showed up to a show only to discover your luggage is missing? What did you have to do to get through the show?
Ugh. Yes. This past vegas internext, my "debut" show being thinner and a "dude" and I arrive with no clothes, no cards, no makeup - oh yeah, thank the great googley moogley kiwi girl and CJ were there to play dress up with me in a mix of BOTH of their clothes!
Alright ... gone read through one mroe time ... but I think I got em all answered now
Thanks for reading about me guys - hope it was intersting!
twinkley