Me: Why did you let yourself get so fat?
Miranda: well.....when i was younger i broke a few ribs
and so i figured if i get fat it wont happen again so i
wanted padding
Me: does it feel good when you go out with your Skank
friend and she gets all the dick?
Miranda: yea
Me: you like watching?
Me: eating Burgers from the sidelines?
Miranda: yea