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So this guy is riding a camel in the desert, and he's been wandering for days... he's dehydrated, going crazy, and you know, one day slides down and humps the camel
the camel is like dude that's not cool I'm gonna leave you here
but like any good joke it happens a few more times
just when the camel was going to run off (don't ask me why he didn't leave in the first place, Stockholm Syndrome I guess) they came upon an oasis
there's this magic lamp and a beautiful genie comes out saying "I can grant you your heart's desires"
not missing a beat the guy says,
"could you hold the camel?"
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