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Old 06-16-2007, 11:12 AM  
The Walrus
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SPOILER ALERT: My theory on the Soprano's season finale

A hired singing telegram clown named "Juggles" came through the back door kitchen entrance ready to sing Happy Birthday to the diswasher Raul.

Raul's cousin, Julio (who by the way is the busboy for tables 7-18) happened to be mopping a clam chowder spill that happened just prior to his entrance because Guillermo, the fry cook, knocked it over with a burrito due to scalding hot refired beans from Gerado's Taco Shoppe just down the street that had spilled out of the ass end of it and hit his fingers.

He swung his mop around in surprise and hit the circuit breaker in the fusebox at the restaurant and everyone froze and didn't know what to do.

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